生活并不总是因为它是今天。 在一个温暖的春天在59个广告,罗马的鹅卵石街道满是哀号的叫卖声可怜的纯真传说。自从那致命的一天,世界各地的儿童被抢劫的纯粹的快乐与剪刀运行。 这些天来,由于笨拙的小安东尼奥,每次一个孩子拿起剪刀和得到一线在他们的眼里,一些妈妈大声喊道,“Operor非维都牌手表velox每剪刀!““不使用剪刀!” 在那些日子里,发明了剪刀已经快生了纯粹的,令人振奋的运动用剪刀运行。原因很明显,它被选为审判奥林匹克运动。有一天,感觉被席卷全球,接下来它被压扁的妈妈。小安东尼奥去 历史上的第一个和最后一个可怕的死亡引起的用剪刀运行。超过100代和超过400种语言短语“不要运行用剪刀”已经主宰了这一景观和消除了一次运动的单纯的快乐。这种歪曲导致了一连串无休止的疾病,不公平,甚至药物发明了把 用剪刀运行的地方。 现在,第一次在近2000年里你可以体验到快乐的安全,自由,用剪刀运行! 多亏了快速发展的移动技术和创意团队在新的马铃薯,这个创新的应用程序现在使它完全安全的儿童(尚未批准用于成人!)来运行用剪刀!随着世界笼罩这欢乐和恢复其一旦失去技能,这个运动将一次 又一次统治了奥运场景。 这个实验在娱乐会测量你的无限的热情、坚韧、和生能源竞争最高的分数! 把它捡起来,“快跑!“祝你好运! ! ! Life was not always as it is today. On a warm spring day in 59 AD, the cobblestone streets of Rome were filled with the wailing cries of poor bambini. Ever since that fateful day, children the world over have been robbed of the pure joy of RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. These days, thanks to clumsy little Antonio, every time a kid picks up scissors and gets a gleam in their eye, some mom shouts, "Operor non vado velox per forfex!" "NO RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!" In those days, the invention of scissors had quickly given birth to the pure, exhilarating sport of RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. For obvious reasons, it was selected as a trial Olympic sport. One day the sensation was sweeping the globe, the next it was squashed by the moms. Little Antonio went down in history as the first and last gruesome death caused by running with scissors. For over 100 generations and in over 400 languages the phrase "Don't run with scissors" has completely dominated the landscape and eliminated the once pure joy of the sport. This travesty has led to an endless chain of maladies, injustices, and even drugs invented to take the place of RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. Now, for the first time in nearly 2,000 years you can experience the joy of safe, free-wheeling, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS! Thanks to the rapid advancement of mobile technology and the creative team at New Potato, this innovative application now makes it completely safe for children (not yet approved for adults!) to RUN WITH SCISSORS! As the world rediscovers this joy and regains its once lost skill, this sport will once again dominate the Olympic scene. This experiment in entertainment will measure your unbridled enthusiasm, tenacity, and raw energy as you compete for the highest score! Pick it up and "Run With It!" Good Luck!!!
- 1. 运行用剪刀 ．下载链接[引用日期2015-02-03]